Why I'm Seeing A Goalless Draw at Redhill

Hopperational details
Date & Venue	Saturday 30 August 2014 at Kiln Brow
Result	Redhill 0 Horsham YMCA 0
Competition	FA Cup Preliminary Round
Hopping	Ground 543 on the lifetime list, more pragmatic than random today as I felt like a change from driving round the M25. Thus, the Yappmobile has been abandoned at the station and I am letting the train take the strain today.
Pre-match preparation
Redhill are in the lower reaches of the Step 4 Isthmian League D1 South although their games have all had close scorelines.  They were promoted the season before from the Sussex league, and had a reprieve from relegation last season.  Horsham YMCA are in Step 5, mid-table in the Sussex County Premier, and they are here after coming from behind twice to beat Alton Town 3-2 in the previous round.  Redhill are entering the competition at this stage.  Other than this, most of the prep has been about studying train timetables and fare structures!
This match in one sentence
To be brutally honest, forgettable apart from the last-seconds controversy of a disallowed Redhill goal.
So what?
A replay on Wednesday evening which will decide who hosts Carshalton Athletic in the next round.
The drama unfolds
Horsham YMCA started better and Jordon Anderson was in the right place to make a goal-line clearance.  Redhill’s debutant goalkeeper Michael Hunter was on the ground out of position having made a good block already, and between them the kept the visitors out.  Dave Brown, prominent in early attacks, also screwed a shot wide from a good position as Redhill struggled to get into the game.  My clip is from midway through the first half as the home side finally turn up and it has Anderson’s header at the other end well saved by Simon Lockwood.  Redhill are in red-and-white. Then Horsham YMCA got lucky.  Some defensive dithering alongside Tyrone Pink making a nuisance of himself led to the ball being set up nicely for Tre Mitford.  Flight BA123 from Gatwick to Tenerife was in more danger than the back of the net.  Just before half-time, Pink, having drawn the keeper, set up Chris O’Flaherty and he also missed by a mile.  0-0 at halftime The second half was even, but nothing much of particular note.  Both keepers had to do some work, but much of it routine.  Redhill sub Fiachra McArdle came on for his debut and immediately added some guile to the attack playing more from attacking midfield rather than as a target man right up front.  Even as I wrote that note (82mins) we then had groans at the other end as YMCA missed a decent chance.  Redhill fluffed a break after 88mins and then we had the only real moment of drama.  A Redhill cross from the left was cleared vertically and spinning high into the air, and it dropped into the six-yard box with snow on it.  Lockwood appeared to fumble it and it bounced in off Redhill sub Gavin Gordon – but the ref called a foul on Lockwood (I think) and so the teams have to do it all again.  Final score 0-0
Ground Pix
Match Pix
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Goalkeeper Top Colour Stats
A clean sheet each for yellow and purple.  Here, as promised, is an update.  Purple goes top after today’s result.  The story so far: 3pts for a win, 1pt for a draw, -1pt for a goal conceded and +5pts for a clean sheet P W D L GA (-1 each) CS (5 each) Pts Pts per Game Purple 4 2 1 1 8 2 9 2.25 Grey 16 7 3 6 23 5 26 1.63 Green 15 8 1 6 21 4 24 1.60 Red 4 2 0 2 5 1 6 1.50 Orange 4 2 1 1 6 1 6 1.50 Yellow 8 2 3 3 11 2 8 1.00 Blue 8 3 2 3 14 2 7 0.88 Radioactive Bile 6 2 0 4 12 0 -6 -1.00 Maroon 2 1 0 1 5 0 -2 -1.00 Pink 7 1 3 3 16 0 -10 -1.43
Soapbox Section
Back to school on Monday, and lots about the purpose of education in the media again this last week.  A damning report on the failure of the “system” to improve so-called “social mobility” appeared, from a commission led by Alan Milburn.  The report and its findings have been quickly criticised as “lazy stereotyping” by the organisation representing the headteachers of leading independent schools.  Here is the BBC’s initial coverage: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/education-28953881 If I ever do get round to writing down a proper autobiography (though who on earth would want to read it is another matter entirely) I will have to think a lot about this stuff to make sense of what has happened to me.  When I look at my family tree, pieced together over several years, I see lots of large families with very little chance to do anything other than work hard in the factories of the Black Country, and, in the case of the women, spend their whole lives raising children and grandchildren.  It was educational success, measured in those days only by being able to remember stuff for exams, that gave me some choice and control in life that my ancestors never had.  My current GCSE classes are probably already fed up of me referring to this (but I am not going to stop anytime soon).  There is no doubt that getting to study Natural Sciences at Cambridge shaped my life. I do not hanker after a golden era of education from the 70s, 80s or 90s.  Trust me, there wasn’t one, except for a few.  I joined the profession to help change it.  The nearest we got since then was a brave Conservative decision to give school funding control to heads and governors (in the late 80s) followed by the Labour changes which (at that time) reined in some of the excesses of market forces. But that will be for another soapbox section entirely, when important matters of goalkeeper top colour impact have been settled. Meanwhile, the excellent NewsBiscuit parody site has given us a reversal of the Milburn findings! http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2014/08/29/reality-tv-needs-to-be-more-inclusive-for-eton-oxbridge-graduates/
What Next?
I am at a wedding next Saturday and so will miss the formalities of Non-League Day this time round.  Looking further ahead I will be taking in all four games of the North Berkshire League Hop on 20 September.