Lamma Time, and a Decision

Hopperational details
Date & Venue	Friday 15 August 2014 at Short Lane (Ashford Town FC)
Result	Staines Lammas 3 Bedfont Sports 2
Competition	FA Cup Extra Preliminary Round
Hopping	Don’t ask.
Pre-match preparation
Listening to reports of doom and gloom re the M25 but deciding to go anyway.
This match in one sentence
You’ll have to read my contribution to www.therealfacup.co.uk if you want to know more about this epic FA Cup confrontation ... !  While you are there, click around for other reports from all over the country as like-minded enthusiasts get Cup Fever.  There is no cure. http://therealfacup.co.uk/2014/08/16/lamma-time/
Goalkeeper Top Colour Stats
Purple beats radioactive bile.
What Next?
This:

All's Well That Ends Well

CLOWN: I will show myself highly fed, and lowly taught ...
(All's Well That Ends Well, Act II)

Hopperational details
Date & Venue	Thursday 17 April 2014 at the DCS Stadium
Result	Stratford Town 2 Tiverton Town 4
Competition	Southern League D1 South & West (Step 4)
Hopping	Ground 532 on the lifetime list and chosen because of the random effect of gravity on a tetrahedron.
Pre-match preparation
I'd picked out four games of interest for this evening’s entertainment, all of which had something important to play for, for at least one of the sides involved. Stratford Town are in mid-table in their first season after promotion from Step 5.  Tiverton Town are third, but not yet mathematically certain of a playoff place, and points are important in determining home advantage.  They have already played once this week, a home win on Tuesday.  The International Space Station is due to pass overhead at 9.03pm for a four-minute pass from the West and Mars, Jupiter and the Moon should also be visible if the skies are clear.  Post-match note: it was too cloudy for any of the skygazing.
This match in one sentence
Tiverton handed out a lesson in clinical finishing and have done well to win two midweek games in their pursuit of promotion.
So what?
Tiverton's position is strengthened and they could still take the overall title.  Stratford are 10th and safe.
The drama unfolds
This was a good game for the passing neutral.  Keenly contested at a decent tempo on a lovely playing surface.  This new stadium provides one of the best facilities at this level.  Stratford could have taken the lead with a shot on the turn from Tyrone Fagan and they will have to reflect on the number of missed chances over the course of the match.  Tiverton struck twice in quick succession to take control of the game.  Firstly, a neat one-two worked for full back James Richards to get clear in the area for a neat finish.  0-1 after 16mins Then Michael Nardiello buried a diving header from a right-wing cross, just after he had been denied by a fine defensive block.  Yes, the same Michael Nardiello, the youngster with Manchester United (and later, West Brom), whom we all tried to sign on loan for our lower league sides during the early years of Championship Manager.  By all accounts, he is hoping this spell at Tiverton will be a stepping stone back into the full-time game after a horrendous time with injury.  0-2 after 21 mins Tiverton were now in command.  Their link-up play around the box was far superior and they creeated a chance for Dan Smith whose shot curled just wide.  Their defence was also called into action, though, as Stratford occasionally threatened, often through Richard Gregory.  Time for the scene-setter clip, which has the bar rattled by Tiverton's impressive Josh Searle.  Stratford are in blue. The same player shot just wide from the right-hand side before the break.  0-2 at half-time Stratford started the second half brightly and were back in the game through leading scorer Gregory.  The ball sat up nicely for him and he buried it.  1-2 after 52 mins A superb block by Callum Burgess denied Nardiello again before Fagan shot over the bar from a good clear chance and this was probably the turning point.  It was not long before a Nardiello header, again from the right, was nestling in the net, and then a shot from Marcus Martin added a fourth,  Game over, and no chance of a "2-3 or not 2-3" blogpost title.  1-3 after 74 mins, 1-4 after 78 mins The game ebbed away with substitutions but there was time for a final consolation for the home side in stoppage time.  A deep cross from the left (by Fagan, I think) was headed nicely back across goal and Simeon Tulloch was there to head in from close range.  Stratford deserve credit for their part in this entertaining game.  As the King of France put it in Act V, "Praising what is lost, makes the remembrance dear."  (Look, readers, be fair, it was either this or that line about all the men being merely players...)  Final score 2-4
Ground Pix
Match Pix
Huddle Stats
No huddles tonight. 2013-14 Summary so far: P W D L GF GA Pts Pts per Game Huddlers 13 5 4 4 13 9 19 1.46 Non-Huddlers 26 11 3 12 40 44 36 1.38 Twin Huddlers 1 0 1 0 2 2 1 1.00
Goalkeeper Top Colour Stats
Tiverton came and won with a green goalkeeper.  Stratford's stopper was hard to classify but I am ignoring the black content and going for pink as the dominant colour. 2013-14 Summary so far: 3pts for a win, 1pt for a draw, -1pt for a goal conceded and +5pts for a clean sheet P W D L GA (-1 each) CS (5 each) Pts Pts per Game Grey 10 6 2 2 9 5 36 3.60 Red 2 1 0 1 2 1 6 3.00 Green 9 5 0 4 11 2 14 1.56 Yellow 4 1 1 2 8 1 1 0.25 Orange 3 1 1 1 6 0 -2 -0.67 Radioactive Bile 3 1 0 2 6 0 -3 -1.00 Pink 6 1 3 2 14 0 -8 -1.33 Blue 3 0 1 2 6 0 -5 -1.67
What Next?
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Midnight Movie

Hopperational Details for Tuesday 11 October 2011

For a midweek hop, I have chosen my nearest step 5 fixtures at unvisited grounds, and linked them to the throw of two dice in such a way that the most likely outcome will give me the shortest journey.  There are 11 possible outcomes whose probabilities range from 1 in 36 (the "double one" or the "double six") to 1 in 6 (or 6 in 36, the six ways in which the total could end up as 7 - 1+6, 2+5, 3+4, 4+3, 5+2, 6+1).  It's almost midnight on Monday, so this is a silent movie!  Feel free to improvise your own melodramatic piano accompaniment, but don't go near the old A Flat Minor joke.  Please.  

Competition	Fixture	Distance (miles)	Score on 2d6 (and chance)
Comb Counties Premier	Dorking v Epsom & Ewell	65	12 (1 in 36)
Comb Counties Premier	Chessington & Hook v Farnham Town	61	11 (2 in 36)
Comb Counties Premier	Camberley T v Banstead Athletic	56	10 (3 in 36)
Comb Counties Premier	Hanworth Villa v Badshot Lea	53	9 (4 in 36)
South Mids Premier	London Tigers v Harefield Utd	36	8 (5 in 36)
Essex Senior League	Clapton v Basildon Utd	34	7 (6 in 36)
United Counties Premier	Cogenhoe v AFC Kempston Rvrs	49	6 (5 in 36)
Hellenic Premier	Ardley Utd v Cheltenham Saracens	54	5 (4 in 36)
Hellenic Premier	Bracknell Town v Shrivenham	58	4 (3 in 36)
Hellenic Premier	Thame Utd v Fairford Town	61	3 (2 in 36)
Comb Counties Premier	Horley Town v Egham Town	73	2 (1 in 36)

Small print: all of this assumes that I can finish work on time at 4.30pm or so to allow enough time for the journey!

Roll camera one - ACTION!