Monday, 24 August 2026

El Tel Tells It Like it Is as The Manager

Welcome to another MHR blogpost looking back at the world of football games before the age of the personal computer and games consoles. I have no recollection of how I came to acquire this pristine copy of The Manager, a game co-invented and endorsed by Terry Venables. It dates from 1990, when I would have been a youngish deputy headteacher with two young children and a tight domestic budget, and Terry himself was the manager of Spurs. Although my own copy, shortly to head to a charity shop, is clearly unused, it’s more likely that I picked it up from eBay around the turn of the century. Today it gets dusted off, literally, for this nostalgic blogpost.

The football-related aspects of Terry Venables’ career are inevitably linked to a large number of other commercial activities. These got plenty of coverage once again when he died in 2023 at the age of 80. I’ll concentrate on this particular board game here, but you can easily track down tales from his forays into the retail world, professional singing, co-writing novels and private members’ club ownership. Some of the novels were adapted for a TV series. What is striking about those articles is the sheer range of the activity. Most of the contributors to the stories are glowing and positive about his vision and business acumen, but he also ruffled some feathers. Similarly, his football and management career was varied and broadly successful, starting with promotions at Crystal Palace, a trophy or two at Barcelona, and then leading the England team at Wembley in Euro ’96.

So, this game. It is manufactured to a very high quality. It benefits from Barclays League branding and three photographs featuring Terry and one other person. Two of them would have been instantly recognisable as Paul Gascoigne and Gary Lineker. I don’t recognise the third, but it could well be Paul Riviere who is credited as the co-inventor of the game. I cannot shed any more light on him, but the company name on the rules booklet is Glenhope Management with an address in Exhibition Road in London. A quick couple of Google searches also suggests that a Polish Hearth Club (yes, hearth not health) and Restaurant has been located there since 1989, and it is also the registered address for at least one other management company.

The main features of the game seem to be collecting player cards to build a team, managing money, answering quiz questions and, to a certain extent, winning trophies. These two sentences stand out in the light of 21st century norms and expectations …

“The Manager can be enjoyed and won by those who have no special interest in soccer and it may be found that women are frequently the winners.”

“The player with the most money is declared the winner.”


It’s clear from the rules that there is a huge financial penalty in the endgame for having an incomplete squad. The quiz questions come in three categories – soccer, entertainment and general knowledge. Inevitably some of them have now been superseded. Answering a question correctly was deemed to add a goal to the score you had achieved with a throw of the die. The dodecahedral (12-side) die was part of the player collection mechanism. Other aspects of the game would be common features in many of this type – land on a certain type of square, pick up the corresponding type of card, follow the instructions immediately. I’ve captured a few of those in the photos here. The FA Cup turns up along the way as a side hustle with possible financial reward once a player has reached a certain point on the board. The rules as originally printed have auctions of teams and players at various points, but there is an additional printed slip in my box saying that, “Terry suggests that playing The Manager is improved if players ignore the Auction Option completely.”

Although the first player to pass the Final Whistle space with a full team gets a ten million pound prize from the Banco de Venables, that person may not end up as the winner until a lot of arithmetic is completed. You might even need to calculate the 25% interest on your overdraft. To be fair, the rules booklet is well-written and unambiguous with a final warning that “… should players disagree … we are sorry, but these rules and the answers provided are final.”

If you’d like to pick up a copy of this game for yourself, there are plenty of copies around on eBay and such like with asking prices ranging from £5 to £20. Postage costs would add another several pounds – there’s a lot of weighty paper and cardboard in that box.

The 1990 release must have been successful enough as a product to be re-launched under the leading Waddingtons brand in 1996, with a redesign of the playing board too.

Image credit : sircollectalot.com


Thanks for your interest! Hopefully the photographs that follow will give you a more detailed sense of the gameplay. I have kept a pdf copy of the full rules if anyone needs them.










Terry's Invitation Letter





Links to previous football game posts on this blog:

Wembley

Soccerama

Soccerboss

Emlyn Hughes’ Team Tactix

Penalty!

Kevin Keegan’s Matchday

 

Sunday, 23 August 2026

Colliers Go Down in the FA Cup

 

Front page of e-Programme (downloadable pdf)

Hopperational Details

Date & Venue

Saturday 22 August 2026 at Woodhorn Lane

Result

Ashington 2 Thornaby 3

Competition

FA Cup Preliminary Round

Hopstats

Ground #814 on the lifetime list and I’m here because it’s a good day weather-wise for a long drive and this is the furthest ground of my season priorities that is hosting a game today. I’m also very fond of early-season FA Cup games.

Context

Step 4 Northern Premier League Division One East hosts Step 5 Northern League Division One. Ashington beat Hordern CW 2-0 and Thornaby won 1-0 at Guisborough Town in the previous round.

Match Report

This was a good game for the passing neutral. Ashington almost gifted Thornaby an early lead by losing the ball in a dangerous central area with the keeper out of position, but calmed themselves by taking the lead themselves in the 11th minute. Good play down their left flank led to the ball being rolled gently past the visiting keeper Sam Taylor into the far corner, but it came back of the post. A valiant attempted block could only deflect Jamie Holmes’ shot into the roof of the net.

Mid-way through the first half, Thornaby were level, slightly against the run of play. Home keeper Matty Alexander was judged to have brought down Spencer Walker as he was rounded. It looked a soft one, admittedly from the other end of the stadium, but Walker himself made no mistake from the spot. Alexander was soon called into action again with a good low save to keep the scores level but there was still no sign of what was to come later.

Ashington led 2-1 at half-time when Craig Spooner scored with a well-placed shot after 37 minutes after another fluid build-up. My notes say that the scoreline felt right. Ashington had definitely had the better of the first 45 minutes, usually just missing the clinical final pass after some good approach work.

Thornaby’s second equaliser came from the first corner of the half, just a minute after the restart. A textbook header from Jacob Thompson brought the scores level again.

Thompson's header hits the back of the net in the 46th minute

Thornaby were now gradually to take control of the game and on the hour Walker gave them the lead with a well-taken goal and the tide had turned.

There was still plenty of time but Ashington struggled to get the final ball into the box to make Taylor work harder except for one good save in the closing stages. For the last few minutes Thornaby sat back more and played on the break and took the ball to the corners when they could. In this game of two halves you have to say they deserved their win.

So What?

Cliché time – Thornaby into the proverbial hat for the First Round Qualifying.

Pre-match Entertainment

No time at all after a 5hr journey! Caught up with the global news via the BBC World Service en route. What depressing times we live in.

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Goalkeeper Top Colour Stats Update

The background to this, and the latest keeper top colour league table, is here on this dedicated page.

Today we had Green (Matty Alexander) v Orange (Sam Taylor). Five consecutive incorrect predictions in a row equals the longest streak in my long sequence but as any mathematician will tell you these are independent events and this has no bearing on the odds for or the outcome of the next game.

Pre-match Prediction based on Keeper Top Colour:

Prediction:

Home Win

Was the prediction correct?

No

% of correct predictions so far

48% (106 from 219)

 

What Next?

No specific plans as yet. Step 3 priorities will be Redcar Athletic and Worcester City to complete that level, also Liverpool Women (at St Helen’s RLFC) in the WSL. Then there are 30 unvisited grounds at Step 4.

 

Sunday, 16 August 2026

Prioritising the Priorymen

 

front cover of pdf programme

 

Hopperational Details

Date & Venue

Saturday 15 August 2026 at The Kevin Edward King George V Stadium

Result

Guisborough Town 1 Bradford (Park Avenue) 3

Competition

Northern Premier League Division One East (Step 4)

Hopstats

Ground #812 on the lifetime list. Here because I chose the longest journey on my list of unvisited Step 4 grounds before the bad weather season kicks in. Traffic delays meant this turned into a 480 mile 9hr round trip. It’s my first new ground for some time due to work commitments and life’s practicalities after bereavement. This post is dedicated to mum who was probably one of the few to read the blog every week. Since the last blogpost I did take in several WSL and other women’s games and re-completed the 92 at Everton when England Lionesses hosted Ukraine in a Women's World Cup qualifier. Those games have also been included in the #keepertopcolourstats update, which will trickle on under the radar as usual until I know enough mathematics to complete a Kruskal-Wallis rank-based non-parametric statistical test. So there.

Context

Guisborough were Northern League Division One champions last season and this is their first home game at this level after an opening away draw last week. It’s Bradford PA’s first league game of the season.

Match Report

This is a very neat and tidy ground, and credit goes to club volunteers who have started to make it more in line with Step 4 expectations. You don’t get flower beds and hanging baskets in the Premier League. The ground has a good clubhouse and the food on offer was very decent too. It’s a pdf programme which will mean that some hopping purists will choose to miss out on the pie and peas too.

The match started at a cracking pace and the home side took an early lead from a corner. Matthew Willshaw’s header crept in off the unguarded post, the moment caught on my photo below.


The pace and end-to-end action continued. Guisborough had another shot saved and their defence held firm at the other end. Bradford had their fair share of possession but the home keeper was relatively untroubled. His opposite number fluffed a clearance and was stranded, but then relieved when Willshaw’s shot from 30m or so drifted just wide of the unguarded goal. That may have been the game’s turning point because with half-time approaching Bradford were getting stronger and I wrote a note that “one goal won’t be enough”.

Bradford continued to dominate in the second half and it was no surprise when they equalised, though they needed a well-taken penalty kick to do so. Marcus Carver scored from the spot after Guisborough had been caught on the break leading to a trip on Louie Chorlton.

Bradford took the lead six minutes later after another slick break and cross allowed Carver to bundle the ball over the line in a heap which included the opposing goalkeeper. The ref’s assistant was in line to confirm the goal. Guisborough were never really too threatening after that as their challenge subsided.

A red card for a Guisborough official (for entering the field of play, I suspect) and a couple of yellows followed a player melée as tempers began to fray. Bradford then added a third goal after some calm interpassing play in the penalty area, with credit to sub Adam Haw for his composure in providing the assist for Chorlton rather than shooting from a narrow angle.

Overall, a good, entertaining game with the result in doubt until midway through the second half. Nice ground, lovely area, long (for me) journey.

So What?

I continue to shun league tables at such an early stage of the season. Nothing to see here.

Pre-match Entertainment

Nothing whatsoever due to the aforementioned traffic holdups! I had planned on a woodland walk before the game, but it was not to be.

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Insert own "club with bright fuschia" joke here











Goalkeeper Top Colour Stats Update

The background to this, and the latest keeper top colour league table, is here on this dedicated page.

Today Green (Ryan Catterick) v Blue (Declan Lambton).



Pre-match Prediction based on Keeper Top Colour:

Prediction:

Home Win

Was the prediction correct?

No

% of correct predictions so far

49% (106 from 218)

  

What Next?

I have re-opened a Twitter/X account at @ModusHRandom, by the way, but I won’t be as active on there as I used to be. My priority grounds for this season are two in Step 3 (Redcar Athletic and Worcester City) to re-complete that tier and one in the WSL (Liverpool Women), and I have another 30 or so to get to at Step 4. Some of the original randomness of choosing destinations has been displaced by pragmatism for the moment, since many of my priorities are relatively long journeys for me, but hopefully that feature of the blog will return one day.

 

 

Saturday, 1 November 2025

Sparta Prague Spring to the Top of the Table

  


Hopperational Details

Date & Venue

Tuesday 28 October 2025 at the epet Arena, Prague

Result

AC Sparta Praha 2 Bohemians Praha 1

Competition

Czech First League

Hopstats

Ground 811 on the lifetime list and my first in Czechia.

Context

A Prague derby. The visitors are in mid-table and the hosts will go top with a win.

Match Report

The match was preceded by some typical continental-style tifo action. Red flares surrounded a semicircular banner with an underlying caption, “diky tato ze nesjem smazka” – which as far as I can tell using various translation aids should be interpreted as the son saying to his Spartan father, “Thanks, this is why I’m not a loser”. The Bohemian fan is portrayed as a crazed weed smoker. Here's a short video clip.


When the smoke cleared, Sparta started on the front foot and created two chances early on. Then Bohemians caught them on the break down their left, leading to an excellent stadium-silencing finish by Vlasij Sinjavskij. However, VAR painfully intervened and the goal was ruled out for a foul on Jakub Martinec in the build-up.

Sparta kept pressing and it needed a wonderful save from Bohemian keeper Michal Reichl to deny them with a twisting one-handed tip over the bar. Much of the home threat funnelled through Angelo Preciado on the right flank. He is attack-minded for sure, and it was the space behind him that had given the visitors their earlier disallowed goal. He sometimes angered the fans with his decision-making and the quality of his crosses, but to be fair he always wanted the ball and never hid. Bohemians threatened once again down that left flank, before Sparta had the ball in the net themselves. Martinec headed in from a corner routine before VAR intervened again and ruled it out for a foul.

How this game was still 0-0 is hard to understand, but it was eventually Bohemians who broke the deadlock. It was again a move down the left, and a goal for Ales Cermak. It looked a bit of a scuffed shot at first glance, but the home keeper had no chance. Sparta almost equalised immediately with a superb through ball to Martinec who had been pushed upfield. His shot was just wide and the home side left the field to a chorus of whistles at half-time.

Bohemians' choreo display, approaching half-time

Half-time was enlivened by a fan winning a 1 million koruna prize for kicking the ball from the centre spot into a small goal. He’d missed from the two shorter distances. Let's hope the organisers had insured themselves.

The home fans, orchestrated by their capo and two drummers, kept up the singing and were very happy that the equaliser came before the hour mark. It was very much deserved on balance of play and it was Jan Kuchta’s name on the scoresheet.

Then it was a moment of redemption for Preciado, who came up with a moment of brilliance to beat his defender at the byeline. His cross was headed into his own net by Jan Vondra but there were others queuing up behind him. I wondered whether the floodgates would now open, and it took another great save by Reichl to keep the score at 2-1. A third Sparta goal from a slicing move right through the middle of the defence was ruled out by the VAR squad once again, this time for offside. It would have been a second for Kuchta.

As most of my matches are in the lower leagues, I haven’t had a lot of personal experience of the VAR procedures. I’m very conflicted about it. It significantly worsens the experience for the on-site spectators, but then again if it means that scorelines are fairer …

No time for on-pitch pontification though. Sparta managed to hold on for the win with only minor scares. No-one moved at the final whistle and we went through a post-match ritual. Spar-ta-Prah-a scans to the tune of Sweet Caroline but other than that I couldn’t read the onscreen Czech captions quickly enough to join in. The team lined up facing the Ultras and there was some mutual appreciation going on. I wonder what it’s like after a home loss? I left the stadium as I’d arrived, on foot for a 30-40 min walk back to the Old Square. A tram ride would have saved me a few minutes. Be warned, it's uphill to the ground with a lot of steps.


I’m really glad I managed to get a game in during my short stay in this excellent city. I’d bought the ticket online beforehand and it is managed through an app on a smartphone. It had been fairly easy to do with a bit of help from Google translate, and the final cost for a seat in section C7 was just over £22 once conversion fees had been added. It was a thoroughly engaging evening’s entertainment.

So What?

Sparta go top, Bohemians stay in mid-table

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Goalkeeper Top Colour Stats Update

The background to this, and the latest keeper top colour league table, is here on this dedicated page.

Today Blue beats Yellow.

Pre-match Prediction based on Keeper Top Colour:

Prediction:

Home Win

Was the prediction correct?

Yes

% of correct predictions so far

48% (96 from 199)

 

Learn Czech Through Football

Vstupenky – tickets

Tabulka – table

Držení míče – possession (lit: holding the ball)

Střely – shots

Fauly – fouls

Vyhrané souboje – tackles (lit: battles won)

Střely na branku – shots on target

Neuznaný gól – disallowed goal

Jsme zklamaní – we are disappointed

Domácí nadále útočili – the home team continued to attack

 

And of course …

Moje vznášedlo je plné úhořů – my hovercraft is full of eels

#iykyk