#KeeperTopColourStats

Keeper Top Colour Stats

Update : 21 April 2025

All of this arises from a comment attributed to Petr Cech that orange is the best colour for a goalkeeper top because it supposedly changes the behaviour of other players around the box. Links to the coverage at the time (2008) are here. It was in the Daily Mail, so it must be true ;) and the fact that it appeared in multiple papers probably means that the original source was a press release from Chelsea FC. 

https://www.standard.co.uk/sport/chelsea-goalkeeper-cech-says-new-orange-kit-will-distract-strikers-to-boost-push-for-double-and-scientists-agree-6641354.html

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-564804/Chelsea-goalkeeper-Cech-says-new-orange-kit-distract-strikers-boost-push-double--scientists-agree.html

My table below is up-to-date as far as my trip to Hassocks and Broadbridge Heath for an Easter Monday double hop on 21 April 2025. Big wins and clean sheets for Pink and Purple mean that there has been a bit of movement in the middle of the table.

From the last 325 games I have watched, the performance table by keeper top colour is below. It is time to persuade someone to compute a Kruskal-Wallis One-Way Analysis of Variance for us. I bet you can't wait. In the hope of making this manageable, the lines for Radioactive Bile and Yellow have been merged, as have Fire Cracker and Orange. This gives eleven distinct colours.

As yet there is no evidence that this vital information is being put to use by anyone at all, even at Chelsea.

	P	W	D	L	GC	CS	Pts	PPG
Red	17.5	8.5	2.0	7.0	23.0	5.5	32.0	1.829
Grey	85.5	40.0	19.0	26.5	134.5	27.0	139.5	1.632
Green	180.1	88.8	25.0	66.3	286.0	50.0	255.4	1.418
Blue	70.1	29.0	11.0	30.1	115.0	19.0	78.0	1.113
Purple	39.0	14.0	6.0	19.0	77.0	11.0	26.0	0.667
White	4.9	1.0	1.0	2.9	6.0	1.0	3.0	0.612
Orange	99.2	37.7	17.0	44.5	163.5	18.5	59.1	0.596
Pink	33.0	12.0	8.0	13.0	60.0	5.0	9.0	0.273
Black	16.7	7.0	3.0	6.7	31.0	2.0	3.0	0.180
Maroon	8.0	3.0	1.0	4.0	15.0	1.0	0.0	0.000
Yellow	96.0	31.0	13.0	52.0	205.0	18.0	-9.0	-0.094

Based on conventional 3pts for a win, 1pt for a draw, but also -1pt for a goal conceded (GC) and +5pts for a clean sheet (CS). Colours ranked on a points per game (PPG) basis. The odd decimal places were caused either by half-and-half tops or sub keepers in a different colour. 

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