The Lincs Effect

Hopperational details
Date & Venue	Saturday 5 September 2015 at South Kesteven Sports Stadium
Result	Grantham Town 0 Marine 0
Competition	Northern Premier League (Step 3)
Hopping	Ground 578 on the lifetime list as I tick off one of this season’s main targets on the way to completing “everywhere down to Step 3”.  I am here, randomishly (see previous post) because Google had more search results (286,000) for “Grantham Town v Marine” than for the fixtures at Bideford, Merthyr, Ramsbottom or Whitby.
Pre-match preparation
Grantham are still searching for their first win of the season and they lie 23rd of 24 in the relatively early league table.  Their website has a somewhat grumpy (and justifiably so if the allegations are true) news item concerning top scorer Lee Ndlovu’s commitment-breaker decision to switch to Ilkeston.  It should be said that no rules have been broken. Marine’s only victory has been away from home but they sit in lower-mid-table with four more points but from one more game.  You know, this one has 0-0 or 1-1 draw written all over it!  (Note: I honestly did write that before I left Chateau Yapp on Saturday morning.)
This match in one sentence
An entertaining but breeze-affected scoreless draw.
So what?
The Gingerbreads are still searching for that first win and remain 23rd in the table.  Marine drop one place to 15th.  I have ten more Step 3 grounds left to complete the level, six in this league, three down south (more south-west really for me) and one more down south but in the Isthmian league.
The drama unfolds
I watched the first half above the halfway line from the terraces under the upper case welcome from the local council. At the first direct free kick in the opening moments, Marine’s Andy Owens overtly challenged the ref about the distance to the defensive wall by pacing it out.  The player was correct.  Then the assistant flagged for a Marine offside when the ball had inadvertently been played backward by a defender rather than forward by an attacker.  This set the tone for the bench view of the officials all afternoon. The first quarter of the game was worthy but dull as risk-free defending frequently sent the ball in the air and the breeze made control tricky.  Midway through the first half there was a lucky escape for Marine as a defender’s clearance sliced off the underside of the bar and down on to the line.  Grantham appealed but nothing was given.  The assistant was reasonably placed, and certainly better placed than me, so let’s hope that was right.  By now we had two very shouty, berating dugouts.  The home side won the obscenity count and the “cheat” word was audible even from where I was standing.  If you bring young children here, sit on the other side or put cotton wool in their ears. Though still goalless, the match continued to be entertaining and end-to-end.  A good move led to a Grantham corner but that led to a three-on-one Marine breakaway and a shot tipped round the post.  Grantham’s Lee Beeson then curled a long shot, also tipped away.  Marine’s Carl Peers then hit the crossbar before a follow-up shot hit the post and then the follow-up to the follow-up was well-saved by Jake Turner.  Ten seconds of madness but enough to make Marine feel that they had edged the first half. 0-0 at half-time The second half followed much the same pattern, and this time I was seated in the main stand.  It remained an end-to-end game with solid defending.  Marine adapted better to the conditions and their through balls held up in the breeze to give the home defenders problems.  Grantham’s through balls were often overhit and they returned possession to Marine too often.  Both keepers were busy without needing to be spectacular.  Peers missed the target from a good position and then Liam Willis missed the ball altogether from an even better one.  If drawn matches were decided on missed chances than Marine were now definitely in front.  They made another one as Lewis Codling created a shooting chance for sub Lloyd Ellams, sent just wide. Grantham finally had the ball in the back of a net after 89 minutes.  Unfortunately, it was the net that would surround a discus-thrower at an athletics event.  Overall, I enjoyed the game and my visit to South Kesteven.  Marine will be hard to beat this season.  Grantham look to have decent team spirit and resilience but they’ll need a cutting edge.  Final score 0-0
Ground Pix
There are two very good stands at this ground and facilities are excellent.  You get a great but rather distant view of the action across the track.
Match Pix
Grantham are in black-and-white.
Something You Don’t Get in the Premier League
Hurdles - English football stadia tend to be track-free, unlike other parts of the world Note the classic non-league one-man-and-his-dog spectator combo
Goalkeeper Top Colour Stats
Clean sheets and a draw for both blue and pink. The story so far after 73 games: 3pts for a win, 1pt for a draw, -1pt for a goal conceded and +5pts for a clean sheet.  Ranked by points per game (PPG). P W D L GC CS Pts PPG Red 6.0 3.0 0.0 3.0 6.0 2.0 13.0 2.17 Green 37.0 18.0 5.0 14.0 56.0 12.0 63.0 1.70 Purple 7.0 4.0 2.0 1.0 13.0 2.0 11.0 1.57 Maroon 4.0 2.0 1.0 1.0 6.0 1.0 6.0 1.50 Blue 19.0 7.0 5.0 7.0 29.0 6.0 27.0 1.42 Grey 29.5 13.0 7.0 9.5 43.5 7.0 37.5 1.27 Orange 9.5 2.0 3.0 4.5 12.5 3.0 11.5 1.21 Yellow 15.0 3.0 5.0 7.0 28.0 3.0 1.0 0.07 Black 3.0 1.0 2.0 0.0 7.0 0.0 -2.0 -0.67 Radioactive Bile 6.0 2.0 0.0 4.0 12.0 0.0 -6.0 -1.00 Pink 10.0 1.0 4.0 5.0 23.0 1.0 -11.0 -1.10
What Next?
FA Cup weekend next weekend!  An Isle of Dogs Dinner means that Phoenix Sports v Lewes is the only feasible tie for me, so it isn’t random but I am very happy with that!  Keep an eye on my friends at therealfacup too.  The other event this week is this blog’s 5th birthday, so there will be a few nostalgic and misty-eyed nods to the past.  Follow @GrahamYapp on Twitter for details!

Take Me to Another Place (well, after the match)

Hopperational details

Saturday 11 September 2010, Marine 1  Colwyn Bay 1 at the Arriva Stadium, in the FA Cup First Round Qualifying game between these two Step 3 Northern Premier League sides.  I am here because I rolled a 4 to choose among six tasty ties with S3 sides at home!

This match in one sentence

Colwyn Bay took the lead with a third minute own goal by Ian Latham and had chances for a second, before Marine’s second-half equaliser set up an end-to-end finish.

So what?

Marine take their 100% away record to North Wales for a replay on Tuesday and Colwyn Bay may yet regret those first-half missed chances.

Who caught the eye on the pitch?

Kevin Leadbetter (Marine) for the dipping and swerving equaliser out of the blue in the 57th minute.

This match had the same effect on my pulse rate as …

Until the 56th minute: watching the Test Card while listening to 1/1 from Brian Eno’s Ambient: Music for Airports. Thereafter: listening to a Stuart Hall match report from Goodison Park on 5 Live Sports Report.

A snippet from the programme

Mark Saunders is writing a rolling commentary on a game of Football Manager 2010 that he is playing as manager of Marine.  This is quality – such blurring between the real and imaginary world is to be encouraged.  In this issue, Mark writes a full page about his man management during a pre-season e-friendly with Weston-Super-Mare.  I really did understand his joy as his second-half readjustments after a red card led to a virtual 1-0 e-win.

What I learned today

Dave Challinor (Colwyn Bay’s player-manager) once held the record for the longest throw in football.

Modus Hopper Random Talking Point

Crosby is also home to Anthony Gormley’s Another Place, an installation of cast iron statues facing out to sea along two miles of the beach.  They are only fully visible at low tides.  Some of them were made in my home town of West Bromwich.  Wikipedia records the various controversies about the impact of the installation (possible impact on birdlife, the statues’ basic genitalia, increasing local tourism and so on) but I just love the fact that the University of Liverpool used them for a study of barnacle colonisation behaviour.  It’s good to know that our chances of getting a barnacle on the bum while swimming across the Mersey are now clearly understood.  Well, it could happen, if you miss the Ferry.

Anthony Gormley's iron men appear to be lining up 4-4-2 against the barnacles

Marine 'keeper Ryan McMahon explains to his statuesque defence that he wants four in the sea wall