Friday, 3 August 2018

The Russian Influence


There are 72 unvisited grounds (for me) around England hosting Step 5 games tomorrow.  My choice is determined for me by the Russians.  They are good at this kind of thing (allegedly).



Here’s how it works.  It's randomish.
  1. The list order below was randomised using the RAND() function in Excel before copying across to the blog template.
  2. Dynamo Moscow are playing Rubin Kazan in a match that kicks off at 5.30pm UK time.
  3. The official time (taken from the Soccerway website) of the FINAL goal in the game will then be matched against the list.
  4. If there are no goals in the game then I’m going to Clapton.
  5. Some teams have two chances – for example I could end up at Brimscombe & Thrupp either by a 5th minute or a 73rd minute goal (assuming there were no other goals in the rest of the game).  This remains fair and random because the list order is random.  The final decision will be as random as the distribution of goals across a game, which any fan will know, is not an even distribution.  Goals tend to cluster around certain points in time, specifically when you are going for a non-league wee or distracted by a non-league dog.
  6. SMALL PRINT: if it emerges that I accidentally choose a ground that I have already visited, or I choose a groundsharing tenant (rather than a landlord) then I reserve the right to go back to the penultimate goal of the game for the decision.
UPDATE - What actually happened?

Clapton held the place with the 0-0 scoreline up to the 14th minute, when Kirby Muxloe took over as Dinamo Moscow took the lead.  This position lasted into the second half, but an equaliser scored by Dmitri Poloz for Rubin Kazan turned out to be the last goal of the game.  This was in the 51st minute, so Goole (v Worksop Town) in the Northern Counties East will be my randomish destination.  There is evidence on Twitter and Facebook that three other human beings were gripped, or slightly gripped, by this saga.  I thank you.


1st chance
2nd chance
Team
League
1st min
70th min  etc
Corinthian
Southern Counties East
2nd min
71
Bitton
Western League
3rd min etc
72
AFC Uckfield
Southern Combination
4
73
Brimscombe & Thrupp
Hellenic League
5
74
Bottesford Town
Northern Counties East
6
75
West Auckland Town
Northern League
7
76
Newton Aycliffe
Northern League
8
77
Shepton Mallett
Western League
9
78
Hebburn Town
Northern League
10
79
Hassocks
Southern Combination
11
80
West Didsbury & Chorlton
NW Counties
12
81
Sunderland RCA
Northern League
13
82
Tadley Calleva
Wessex League
14
83
Kirby Muxloe
United Counties
15
84
Boston Town
United Counties
16
85
South Normanton Ath
Midland Football League
17
86
Shaftesbury
Wessex League
18
87
Ashington
Northern League
19
88
Bradford Town
Western League
20
89
Hellen
Western League
21
90
Silsden
NW Counties
22
90+1
Camberley Town
Combined Counties
23
90+2
Buckland Athletic
Western League
24
90+3
Quorn
Midland Football League
25
90+4
Portland
Wessex League
26
90+5
Lancing
Southern Combination
27
90+6
Sheppey United
Southern Counties East
28
90+7
Highgate United
Midland Football League
29
90+8 or more
Eastbourne UA
Southern Combination
30
0-0 draw
Clapton
Essex Senior League
31
n/a
Charnock Richard
NW Counties
32
n/a
Longlevens
Hellenic League
33
n/a
Hall Road Rangers
Northern Counties East
34
n/a
Horley
Combined Counties
35
n/a
Abbey Rangers
Combined Counties
36
n/a
Chichester Town
Southern Combination
37
n/a
Newmarket Town
Eastern Counties
38
n/a
Hengrove Ath
Western League
39
n/a
Glebe
Southern Counties East
40
n/a
Kirkley & Pakefield
Eastern Counties
41
n/a
Whitchurch Airport
NW Counties
42
n/a
Bootle
NW Counties
43
n/a
Wolverhampton SC
Midland Football League
44
n/a
Brockenhurst
Wessex League
45
n/a
Shildon
Northern League
45+1
n/a
Eccleshill United
Northern Counties East
45+2
n/a
Hullbridge Sports
Essex Senior League
45+3 or more
n/a
Fairford Town
Hellenic League
46
n/a
Leicester Nirvana
United Counties
47
n/a
Stowmarket Town
Eastern Counties
48
n/a
Liversedge
Northern Counties East
49
n/a
Bridlington Town
Northern Counties East
50
n/a
Bishop Auckland
Northern League
51
n/a
Goole
Northern Counties East
52
n/a
K Sports
Southern Counties East
53
n/a
Consett
Northern League
54
n/a
Long Melford
Eastern Counties
55
n/a
Westbury
Western League
56
n/a
Hollands & Blair
Southern Counties East
57
n/a
Godmanchester Rovers
Eastern Counties
58
n/a
Portchester
Wessex League
59
n/a
East Preston
Southern Combination
60
n/a
Horndean
Wessex League
61
n/a
Abbey Hey
NW Counties
62
n/a
Royal Wootton Bassett Town
Hellenic League
63
n/a
Padiham
NW Counties
64
n/a
Congleton Town
NW Counties
65
n/a
Chipping Sodbury T
Western League
66
n/a
Bearsted
Southern Counties East
67
n/a
Plymouth Parkway
Western League
68
n/a
Burscough
NW Counties
69
n/a
Banstead
Combined Counties

Photo of The Kremlin from Wikipedia by Минеева Ю. (Julmin) and used under the Creative Commons Licence.

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