I was bored, OK? Just leave it.
On Friday evening (24 August) there are five FA Cup Preliminary Round ties that would get my Bank Holiday weekend off to a good start - there are others taking place, but these five are at grounds that I have not yet visited.
Let the forces of nature decide - here is the setup ...
... and here is an interim report. Never work with children or animals.
Check back tomorrow for the
final dénouement! It is now very dark outside and the hedgehogs may have taken matters into their own hands.
(Do they have hands?)
Nothing happening on the lawn so it's back to the abstract world of numbers. Numbers, which behave exactly as they are supposed to do. Unlike wildlife.