Sunday, 6 August 2017

Bewdley Trumped by Westfields in the Cup


Hopperational details
Date & Venue
Saturday 5 August 2017 at Allpay Park, Hereford.
Result
Westfields 3 Bewdley Town 1
Competition
FA Cup Extra Preliminary Round
Hopstats
Ground Number 612 on my lifetime list, and I am here because a tweet from President Trump contained the word West, which therefore uniquely determined that Westfields, which also contains West, would be my pseudorandom choice today from 102 unvisited grounds. The details are in the blogpost that immediately precedes this.  Reaction on Twitter suggests that around a dozen people were mildly amused by this match-choice methodology.  The President will in due course look back at this as one of his better “decisions”, I feel sure.
Advice for the Hopperatic Society
Plan your car parking and look at a map before you travel.  This ground is tucked away in open parkland.  There is some limited parking, but I parked in the city centre and had an easy 15 minute stroll. Go past the Edgar Street stadium and then turn left.
Context
First competitive game of the season for both teams.  Step 5 Midland League plays Step 6 West Midlands Regional so the home side will start as favourites, especially as they have the experience of a splendid giantkilling run to the First Round Proper last season.
In one sentence
In the end, a straightforward Westfield win once a second goal had gone in early in the second half.
So what?
Westfields will travel to AFC Wulfrunians in two weeks in the Preliminary Round.
Match Report
Westfields gradually gained the first-half ascendancy but were made to work hard.  Alex Hainault saw a long-range effort tipped over spectacularly.  They eventually took the lead just before the interval with a low shot across the keeper by defender Matt Sysum.  Hainault added the second a few minutes after the restart with another low shot when freed by a neat backheel from Richard Graves.  It looked as if that would be that, and it certainly was with fifteen minutes left.  Substitute Carlos Moreira hammered home the rebound from his own shot after he had received the ball on the edge of the box from a corner.  Three well-worked and well-taken goals without reply until Pountney’s persistence paid off and he scored a stoppage-time consolation goal for the visitors.

Westfields 3 (Sysum 41, Hainault 51, Moreira 75)
Bewdley 1 (Pountney 90+1)
The “If Only…” Moment
If only Bewdley striker Lewis Pountney could have found the net rather than firing over, after his excellent movement had created the first real chance of the game with 11 minutes gone.
Ground Pix
Those big steel tanks belong to Heineken and I suspect they contain a billion fermenting apples.  Hereford is big in the world of cider production. 






Match Pix
  









On This Day in Hopping History
5 August 2014 saw Spelthorne Sports win their first game at Step 5 with a 2-1 Combined Counties victory over Bedford Sports featuring a gazillion Chironomid midges.


Goalkeeper Top Colour Stats
Today, orange beats green but neither has a clean sheet, and green still remains just ahead of  orange in mid-table.  For new readers, this is all because Petr Cech has or had an opinion that orange was best.  I will think about a statistical significance test at the end of the season.

Results so far:
Based on conventional 3pts for a win, 1pt for a draw, but also -1pt for a goal conceded (GC) and +5pts for a clean sheet (CS).  Colours ranked on a points per game (PPG) basis.The .1s and .5s are caused respectively by a non-matching sub keeper and a really annoying 50:50 top.


P
W
D
L
GC
CS
Pts
PPG
Red
8.0
4.0
0.0
4.0
8.0
3.0
19.0
2.38
Blue
28.1
11.0
5.0
12.1
44.0
10.0
44.0
1.57
Maroon
4.0
2.0
1.0
1.0
6.0
1.0
6.0
1.50
Grey
39.5
19.0
8.0
12.5
64.5
11.0
55.5
1.41
Green
55.0
26.0
7.0
22.0
95.0
15.0
65.0
1.18
Orange
22.5
8.0
4.0
10.5
34.5
5.0
18.5
0.82
Purple
10.0
5.0
2.0
3.0
22.0
2.0
5.0
0.50
Yellow
24.0
7.0
6.0
11.0
46.0
5.0
6.0
0.25
Radioactive Bile
12.0
5.0
0.0
7.0
26.0
1.0
-6.0
-0.50
Pink
12.0
3.0
4.0
5.0
26.0
1.0
-8.0
-0.67
Black
5.0
1.0
3.0
1.0
14.0
0.0
-8.0
-1.60
White
1.9
0.0
0.0
1.9
4.0
0.0
-4.0
-2.11
What Next?
Watch @GrahamYapp on Twitter for details!  My priority grounds for this season will be AFC Fylde (to restore my 116 down to Step 1), Poole Town and Spennymoor Town (to restore my 160 down to Step 2) and then, at Step 3, Ashton United, Lancaster City, Merthyr Town, Shaw Lane, Tiverton Town, Warrington Town and Whitby Town to complete the 232 down to Step 3 for the first time.  I also hope, travel practicalities permitting, to go back to my blogroots and have as many random or randomish decisions as possible.  In the real world, I have now partly retired, at least for now (!), so I hope for more regular and reliable Saturday hopping time this season.


Thursday, 3 August 2017

The President Decides


Greetings, everyone.  My hopping season begins a little later than some because last weekend’s sporting action was in a paternal role at the British Firefighter Challenge in Leicester, watching a Hertfordshire team including a certain Matthew Yapp picking up a bronze medal in the relay event.  Well done to them, and maybe a blogpost to come from next year’s event in Suffolk.

Meanwhile, I have 102 FA Cup ties at unvisited grounds on Saturday.  I just love the early rounds of this competition.  The HOME teams are shown in the table below.  President Trump’s Tweets will generate a shortlist according to the following rules.  It’s about time he made a decent decision.  I will decide how he will select from the shortlist once I know how the how short the shortlist is.  It might be very short, or it could still be quite long for a shortlist, even though I won’t change the name.  You still here?  OK, then, here’s how it works.

    1)      If his first tweet following this post contains any words that are part of a team name, then those team(s) go straight on to the shortlist and rule 2 does not apply.  If it turns out to be a shortlist of one, then that is that, job done, I’m going there.  If the tweet does NOT contain any words that fit this rule, go to rule 2 and count letters.
    
    2)      Take the 10th letter of the tweet.  Look for teams whose names begin with that letter.  If there is one or more, we have a shortlist and the process ends.  If there are none, go to the 20th letter.  If necessary, repeat with 30th, 40th … go back to 9th,19th …. etc etc until one or more teams have been pseudorandomly selected.  Then stand by.

The last tweet was at about 2.00pm Thursday UK time and began, “Our relationship with Russia…”.  So now we wait for the next one.

102 Unvisited Home Teams for 5 August 2017

Abbey Rangers
Irlam
AFC Mansfield
Kimberley MW
AFC St Austell
Kirby Muxloe
Amesbury Town
Kirkley & Pakefield
Ashington
Knaphill
Athersley Recreation
Litherland Remyca
Barnoldswick Town
Little Common
Billingham Town
Loxwood
Birstall United
Lydney Town
Boston Town
Maine Road
Bottesford Town
Newhaven
Bradford Town
Newmarket Town
Bridlington Town
Newport (IW)
Brimscombe & Thrupp
Newton Aycliffe
Brislington
Oadby Town
Brocton
Padiham
Bromsgrove Sporting
Parkgate
Buckland Athletic
Penrith AFC
Camberley Town
Plymouth Parkway
Cammell Laird 1907
Pontefract Collieries
Charnock Richard
Rainworth MW
Cheddar
Ringwood Town
Chessington & Hook United
Rochester United
Chipping Sodbury Town
Royal Wootton Bassett Town
Christchurch
Runcorn Linnets
Clevedon Town
Runcorn Town
Clipstone
Sevenoaks Town
Coleshill Town
Shaftesbury
Congleton Town
Sheppey United
Consett AFC
Shepton Mallet AFC
Corinthian
Shildon
Coventry Sphinx
Squires Gate
Coventry United
Street
Dunkirk
Sunderland RCA
East Preston
Swaffham Town
Eastbourne Town
Team Northumbria
Fairford Town
Team Solent
Fakenham Town
Thackley
Farnham Town
Thatcham Town
Felixstowe & Walton United
Walsall Wood
Framlingham Town
Washington
Glebe
Wellingborough Whitworths
Guisborough Town
Wellington AFC
Hailsham Town
Wells City
Hamworthy United
Westfields
Hanley Town
Whitchurch United
Harrowby United
Whitstable Town
Hassocks
Wolverhampton Casuals
Horley Town
Wolverhampton SC
Horndean
Woodley United
Hullbridge Sports
Worthing United

UPDATE

We have a result!


Applying rule 1 gets us nothing as far as the words "See", "you", "tonight" and "Huntington" are concerned but then "West" causes the search box to light up uniquely at Westfields!  No second stage required because the shortlist is as short as it can be while still being a list.

So on Saturday I will be heading back to Herefordshire, the ancestral county of this branch of the Yapp family, for the FA Cup tie between Westfields and Bewdley Town.  Thanks, Mr President, you made a clear decision.  Great!